This Guy Knows Scion is Japanese, Right?

I mean, I find it hard to picture the owner of these bumper stickers sitting down in his bunker and penciling it out. “Okay the Chevy Cobalt is not as stylish, but costs less. The Ford Focus is an old platform that is about to get replaced and gets worse mileage. The Scion is made by those bastards that sneak attacked us at Pearl Harbor, but it sure is nice looking, comes with more standard features, and is more fun to drive.”