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May 28, 2011

Meteor Crashed to Earth in Sun Valley Junkyard

Woody Uncategorized 1963 Mercury Meteor, Junked 0 Comments

Poor thing, such an undignified last resting place. Hopefully it will get put out of its misery, crushed, and turned into a Kia sometime real soon. At least they parked it near the Corvair van so it’d have a friendly face nearby. How far the once great have fallen.  If those tail lights were still […]

May 27, 2011

At Least Ralph Nader would be Happy to See This

Woody Uncategorized 1964 Corvair Van, Junked, ralph nader, unsafe at any speed 0 Comments

Finally a speed at which the Corvair van is safe, that is as long as the occupants have had a tetanus booster recently. Not only is the flat 6 still there and complete, the fan belt is in a non-thrown position.

May 26, 2011

So Bad the Camera had a Hard Time Finding Focus

Woody Uncategorized 1999 Ford F150, Pep Boys Customization, seen on the street, stuck on you 0 Comments

This guy’s approach to customization seems to be like the person who orders the left side of the menu at the restaurant. The front view is in focus, but I wouldn’t say its better.

May 25, 2011

Bitchin’ Fiero

Woody Uncategorized 1986 Pontiac Fiero, Did the body work himself, flame job, homemade, Junked, Rattle can 0 Comments

Bitchin’ rattle can and masking tape flame job can’t keep away the long hook of the law.  If it talked its last word could have been “…then I’ll see you in hell!”

May 24, 2011

Sorry Gato, This Matador has Been Gored

Woody Uncategorized 1971 AMC Matador, Junked 0 Comments

Here lies Gato’s 1971 Matador. It had a good run, but being a Matador is a dangerous job. Here’s what she looked like the day the good folks at AMC made her.

May 22, 2011

Your Fancy Paint Can’t Save You

Woody Uncategorized 1995 Toyota Tercel, Custom, Junked 0 Comments

Even a super fancy expensive color changing paint job can’t keep this Toyota Tercel out of the junk yard when its number is up.

May 21, 2011

I Would Not Suggest a Career in Teaching

Woody Uncategorized 2006 Chevy Impala, stuck on you 0 Comments

What I really want to know is was she born Retarded, or did she become Retarded when she got married?

May 17, 2011

Less Safe than the Back Seat of a B.R.A.T.

Woody Uncategorized 1988 Chevy Cheyenne, Did the body work himself, seen on the street 0 Comments

At first I though this was just a home built Silverado convertible, but as I got closer it kept getting worse. Unsupported diagonal roll bar made of plumbing pipe? How’d you like to ride in that back seat? They cut out the back of the cab and the front of the bed, and filled in […]

May 17, 2011

What’s the Blue Book on That?

Woody Uncategorized 1971 Plymouth Valiant, Crack Pipe, found for sale, seen on the street 0 Comments

So I saw this car for sale and called, because I was looking for a cheap car to race in the 24 hours of Lemons. Either there was a language barrier, or someone was smoking crack because the quoted price on the phone was $3500!

May 13, 2011

Twinkle Twinkle Little Starlet

Woody Uncategorized 1981 Toyota Starlet, seen on the street, TRD 1 Comment

My wife thought this was hilarious, but you and I and the folks in Japan know this is a period correct 80’s Toyota Starlet road race car.

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